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Old 09-13-2012, 01:54 PM   #1
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Porsche Salesman Trivia Test

Please take the following test:


1. I know how to drive a manual transmission.

a. Yes.
b. No.

2. I can recognize a car with a manual transmission from a distance of 1 foot, and distinguish it from a car with a direct-shift gearbox.

a. Yes.
b. No.

3. I can tell you what Porsche calls its direct-shift gearbox.

a. Yes, it is "PDK."
b. No, but it might be "sport shifter."


Note--if you answered "a" to any of the above, you are more qualified to sell Porsches than the Porsche salesman I talked to today.
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Old 09-13-2012, 02:01 PM   #2
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Old 09-13-2012, 02:07 PM   #3
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Old 09-13-2012, 02:12 PM   #4
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did you happen to ask your saleman what car he drove??

(nevermind, he probably would have lied)
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Old 09-13-2012, 02:12 PM   #5
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why were you talking to a Porsche salesman???
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Old 09-13-2012, 02:16 PM   #6
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why were you talking to a Porsche salesman???
Trying out the 981S. Didn't get much time behind the wheel; I'll post some thoughts later/elsewhere.
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Please take the following test:


1. I know how to drive a manual transmission.

a. Yes.
b. No.

2. I can recognize a car with a manual transmission from a distance of 1 foot, and distinguish it from a car with a direct-shift gearbox.

a. Yes.
b. No.

3. I can tell you what Porsche calls its direct-shift gearbox.

a. Yes, it is "PDK."
b. No, but it might be "sport shifter."


Note--if you answered "a" to any of the above, you are more qualified to sell Porsches than the Porsche salesman I talked to today.
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Old 09-13-2012, 02:47 PM   #8
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Trying out the 981S. Didn't get much time behind the wheel; I'll post some thoughts later/elsewhere.
I'm guessing it wasn't a stick like it was supposed to be?
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Old 09-13-2012, 03:08 PM   #9
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I'm guessing it wasn't a stick like it was supposed to be?
No, it was. Which is why I had to drive it off the lot.
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Old 09-13-2012, 06:00 PM   #10
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My 987.2S might be up for sale.
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