I was sort of thinking to myself, "is there a 911 that I not only wouldn't buy, I wouldn't even take possession of before I listed it for sale if someone gave it to me?"
The answer, it turns out, is yes. There are at least two of them this week on BaT.
This one looks like Crockett threw up on it.
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/19...e-911-turbo-9/
This one is weakly whispering 'kill me,' over and over again. It knows it is an abomination that should not exist.
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1997-porsche-911-5/